Internet Finance Warriors Mugs

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

Lynching on social media

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

The transparent safe box of Panama

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

"We got the cactus account!"

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

'Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio heavy on sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

Wikileaks

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

Knights of the iPhone

Businessman Panhandling

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

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