Internet Date Mugs

"Hi. I'm John, your date for this evening. I've brought my résumé and letters of recommendation."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Likes: $2.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Weird things I do because of the internet

Obsession with the Internet.

"OMG, LOL!"

Digital Fomo!

I.T. Fear

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

E-Baying @ The Moon

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

The World Wide Web.