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'I dreamt last night that a lecture about the decline of culture in the early twenty-first century topped the viewing figures on the internet.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

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"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

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"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Your son's web presence doesn't make up for his truancy."

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"And that's our newscast. Don't forget to follow us on the Web for up-to-the-minute reactions of everything we've just told you."

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"