Internet Culture Devotee Mugs

"You'd know that about me if you followed me on Twitter."

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Big book of memes

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.

Snake Blogging

"YOLO."

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'