Internet Adversary Prints

"He used to think he was his own worst enemy..."

I.T. Fear

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

Meta data retention.

SOPA supporters regroup.

That night, Andy attempted to start a Twitter revolution.

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"Head office have taken on board your concerns about excessive admin so we've taken on a new management team to look into it."

Despot!

Internet security illustration.

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

'Uh-oh -- Bush found out about internet scams, and now he wants to invade Nigeria.'

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

If everything worked like an app.

"I want conventional and nuclear battle plans on my desk. It's time to take this Twitter war to the next level."

"Listen kid, instead of catching these crooks, couldn't I just badmouth the on my website?"

"Thank goodness Facebook is back. For a few hours I had no idea where to direct my rage."

I NEVER accept cookies...

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

Social Media Attacks.

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."

"I don't understand. I hired a security guard to stand here and watch my computer, and someone still hacked into it and stole my data."