International Relations Buffs Pillows

The Nuclear Agreement

Have you ever felt like life was a puzzle? What do you mean, boss? Case in point: 1981. At the behest of my bleeding-heart kindergarten teacher, I became pen pals with one Kovarstvo Prestupnik of the Soviet Union. We immediately began a black market export-import business. I would ship him Twinkies dyed red, white and blue, and he's ship me Gummy Stalins. Fast-forward to 2017. Guess who Vladimir Putin just appointed as his Minister of Blackmailing White House Stooges?

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

Arafat will reorganize Palestinian Security Agencies. (Caption may be modified.)

U.S.- Israel 'Our relationship is as warm as ever.'

Leaders won't sit next to me. I really don't care, do u?

"From now on my name is Turkiye, not Turkey anymore!"

"Nation-building never works."

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"Away with the warmonger!"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Booster shots

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Invade/Fail/Deny

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

Model United Nations

US strike on Syria.

War, Senate Confirmation Hearings.

Middle East peace lesson.

Mideast Peace.

"Tell me, how long have you been having these feelings of inadequacy?"

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

Trump, Putin, and Xi Jinping Posing with Nazi Salute

Mission accomplished.

USA Putting Out Fires

Defense Industry

Meeting between USA and North Korea

Obama speaks about Iran's nuclear arms.

US extortion on the UN regarding Jerusalem

Putin sawing NATO