International Lawyer Mugs

'With China's growing influence in the world, we need someone to learn all of her languages and dialects by next year.'

The War Lord at the Front. A morning Tub on the Imperial Campaigning Car.

Saddam uses UN as a shield.

"The UN wants to know if your torture is up to international standard."

Assange detention

Evidence board

"Nation-building never works."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Campaign for Plain English

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Neo-International Law

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Israel/Palestine Conflict

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."