International Job Juggler Prints

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Supermom.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Balancing work and family

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"We don't have a grievance committee, but we have a grieving committee for fired employees."