International Food Lover Prints

"...and if you can't get gochujang, ketchup will do."

'Your French dip, sir.'

6 Brothers Falafel

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Keith Floyd.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

I always forget - is it white with dry food and red with wet food, or the other way around?

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...