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'Believe me - I'm talking to Mr Hu Jintao in plain language!'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Booster shots

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

Russian Bear with Ukrainian and EU Honey Pots

The Decider

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

"Honey, come quick! I think I just bought Greece on Ebay!"

USA-Russia ties.

One China, Two Minds

US dependence on China

'Where now in Afghanistan?'

'Today the UN issued sanctions against Iran, and Iran issued a fatwa against the UN.'

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

USA Russia diplomatic fight

The Russian Bear takes away Ukraine's ball.

Cleaning up!

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

WikiLeaks 'shocking revelations'.

The two Koreas agree to hold a summit in April

Non-Combat Troops in Iraq

"Hey. . . it was our genocide!"

Drone Questions

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

Macron gives Australias PM a good roasting at G7

The show: 'You are a clown Obama!'

'Now that we've got Bin Laden, let's give some thought to Sarkozy and his weapons of mass obstruction.'

"Sh-h-h. It's a birthday card for Liechtenstein. Sign it and pass it on."