Intermittent Faster Prints

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Runner Bean...

'I'd say you're a little late...'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

'Coffee overload.'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

Kangaroo in a hurry.

'Ultra-high speed computer...more mistakes in less time?'

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

'Are you a football fan?'

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

"Will somebody tell an interesting story so I can interrupt?"

"You took your time!"

CartoonStock Upload"I don't know what made the officer think I was speeding."

"Sorry Sir, but it is already on the slowest speed..."

'I'm not hungry.' - 'How's the fasting going?' - 'Not good. I can't stop thinking about food.' - Why are you looking at me funny?' - 'Oh, this isn't good.'

"I lost 15 lbs fasting!"

'Now, members of the audience, this is 'The minute waltz' in 25 seconds!'

'In case of an emergency brake.'

Life In The fast Lane: '24 hours without food is a long, long time...'

'At that speed, you should put racing stripes on your glass.'

'I don't have a printer, but I an write really fast.'

"He'll never get to the punchline!"