Interior Design Lover Mugs

"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

"Just go ahead and build it - We'll worry about the Feng Shui later."

'I know you wanted to finish early, but we are only doing a bathroom in a prefab.'

Man to patient on couch: 'I'd like to help, but I'm not a psychiatrist, I'm an upholsterer.'

French Colour Chart

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Appliance Envy

HIS and everything else HERS.

'I tried to warn you against inflatable furniture.'

'We've only seen your house from outside. You'd never guess that it was nice inside.'

Painting the Ceiling

Wallpapering 5

That's the look I'd have for my place if I wasn't on the street.

'I saw him on one of those home improvement shows. Doesn't he finish the room off nicely?'

Comfort.

'Teri and I rescued these cabinets from a landfill.'

"I do love him, but he just doesn't 'go' with anything."

"Much better."

Woman retrieving many items from a sofa, including a standard lamp.

Huge Furniture Sale!

"Do you want to watch couples decorating their house, couples selling their house, couples buying a house, couples buying a house in another country, or couples decorating their hosue, selling it and buying one in another country?"

"When we bought it, it was considered trendy. Now it's considered antique."

Live Laugh Love

"Well, I think it's drawing far too well."

Castle Realty. Of course, for resale value, I'd suggest converting the dungeon into a rec room.

"By the time we move all the pillows, I'm too tired for sex."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Interior design trends for parents....

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'