Interior Decorator At Heart Mugs

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'Then I thought-wot this place needs is a woman's touch!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I didn't spark joy."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Use your imagination.

"Home depot."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're welcome."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Cat statues on entrance gate

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Getting to Know You