Interior Decoration Explorer Mugs

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Use your imagination.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"The knights of the round accent table"

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're welcome."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Too bright."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Non-Drip ?

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Bathroom Fairy

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'