Interior Decoration Explorer Mugs

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Use your imagination.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"You're welcome."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Too bright."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Non-Drip ?

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Board Game Hunter

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Bathroom Fairy

'Don't look at me!'