Intergalactic Researchers Mugs

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

High-gravity baseball

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Save Our Universe

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Dancing with the Star Wars

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Newborn Cosmonaut

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'