Intergalactic Relationship Explorer Mugs

Men Are From Mars

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Marry me astronaut

"Take me to your mechanic."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Dancing with the Star Wars

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Newborn Cosmonaut

Christmas on Other Planets.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Did you bring more cars?"