Intergalactic Adventurers Prints

'Good news!! I've located a small island in the middle of one of their oceans, where you'll be safe from war, religious conflicts and crime!!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

High-gravity baseball

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Dancing with the Star Wars

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Which one is named after me?'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

Newborn Cosmonaut

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Christmas on Other Planets.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'