Interest Rate Rebels T-Shirts

Born to raise interest rates.

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'Of course we have to learn decimals. How else will we be able to compare bank interest rates.'

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

When Policy Fails, Try Thinking.

Bank of England Base Rates.

When Policy Fails Try Thinking,

"According to my actuary tables, your loan will outlive you."

'Here's a hundred bucks -- now, you give me $101.37.'

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

Big government pig

Cluster Catastrophe

'I'd think that after a $800 billion bailout, you could do better than 1.2% for 11 months.'

Bankers waking up from cryo-sleep to explain the Fed's interest rate hike to you.

Arrogant OAP.

"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

"Your money was working for you, but it suddenly quit and now it's working for me!"

"Must you do that every time I say interest rates are bound to rise?"

"Great news! The Fed possibly confirmed that a possible rate hike is possibly possible!"

"Well Wendy, results were mixed this week - interest rates edged up, while hte lowest common denominator was down. Again."

'Usury' is not a pretty word, Mr. Williams.

"What did you get for Christmas?"

First Bank: Negative Interest on Savings, Positive Interest on Loans.

'Isn't it nice to see Mother getting involved in something...'

"Just look at the interest rate! And I always thought bank robbery involved using a gun!"

'The mortgage I can handle, but I also have an adjustable-rate wife.'

'He's here mainly in case there's any trouble from low interest payers.'

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