Man in t-shirt emblazoned with 'born to raise interest rates' - passer-by: 'How can we be sure that's Greenspan?'
Interest Rate Pun Lover Mugs
Start their day with a laugh with our interest rate pun mugs. Featuring clever financial humor, these mugs make a witty gift for finance buffs who love a good pun to brighten their morning.
"You want our interest rate, or my interest rate?"
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"Staff support"
Copycats
Zombie standup
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"You're going to hate yourself."
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
"He's having a hard time finding work."
"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)
'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'
"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."
"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.
'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'
Cut Price
Backfire
'Do you have any catsup?'
"Are your eel rolls electric?"
"That's it. We’re toast."
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"
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