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See bond issues that once yielded 15%

"Your money was working for you, but it suddenly quit and now it's working for me!"

"Must you do that every time I say interest rates are bound to rise?"

'You should hear back in a day or two. Until then, just sit tight and lay low.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

Bank of England Base Rates.

'Loans 3.5% Great. I'll have one of those.'

First Bank: Negative Interest on Savings, Positive Interest on Loans.

That's our rate for overnight loans.

"We're going to have to invest in another mattress."

"Great news! The Fed possibly confirmed that a possible rate hike is possibly possible!"

"Well Wendy, results were mixed this week - interest rates edged up, while hte lowest common denominator was down. Again."

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

"The shock was too much for him - we offered him 2% on a CD."

"Just look at the interest rate! And I always thought bank robbery involved using a gun!"

"According to my actuary tables, your loan will outlive you."

"Will you be passing on the cut in the Bank of England base rate?"

How's our interest- rate juggling? Call 1-800- Greenspan.

'Here's a hundred bucks -- now, you give me $101.37.'

"Raising the level of interest, soes raise my level of interest."

'The mortgage I can handle, but I also have an adjustable-rate wife.'

'Before we discuss our short-term interest rates, perhaps you could let me know how many hours you''ll need the money for.'

'He's here mainly in case there's any trouble from low interest payers.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St