Interest Rate Analyst Mugs

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'Your repayment period starts...Now!'

You have been approved for a interest only loan. You don't get any money but we keep an interest in your loan application.

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'Look at it this way. Our interest rates are competitive to letting your money rot.'

"I don't know what's wrong lately. Railing at the fed doesn't make him happy any more."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

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Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"Oh, him? He's the guy who changes the interest rate when it's set by the fed."

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'Of course we have to learn decimals. How else will we be able to compare bank interest rates.'

Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it.

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"Don't forget — it's good to give, but even better to get back."

"You are looking at our future billion dollar building extension..."

Man asking a clairvoyant about the future.

Bank of England Base Rates.

Dadonomics

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

"According to my actuary tables, your loan will outlive you."

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'Here's a hundred bucks -- now, you give me $101.37.'

Devil-may-care loans.

Telsa Sales

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

Build it and, sooner or later, they will come!