Interaction Prints

"Run along and do a face to face with me..."

Social distancing

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

So you're a mocking bird...

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Text Culture

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Glance Exchange

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

What price beauty?

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."