Inter-office Camaraderie Mugs

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Welcome to the Team

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

Belief and Trust.

Bureau of the Damned

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

Workplace Shinanigans

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"Haaaaah. . . . Back to the office. Better put on my happy face. . ."

"I like the way you handle responsibility, Fenton, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you."

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

"That's the first time I've heard the word disembowl in a sales meeting."

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

"Wider."

"When I told you to cut expenses, I was making a battle-axe inference, not a butter knife inference."

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

"I love it. Just shake it up, and it's a snow day."

"One day past humpday, one to go until slumpday."

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

"That's Zwergman...I knew there was a sleeper cell lurking somewhere in the company!"

'I've lost my Christmas list, now I have no idea who my friends are.'

'Hard morning, Patricia?'

"We have a certain spirit here, Cosgrove. We call it 'esprit de corporation'."

'Where's Neville today?'

It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.

'When are you going to switch to decaf?'

"Telling the manager what you think of him!!"