Intelligence Services Mugs

'To brainwash him wouldn't take much water...'

Spies surround a man at his office desk

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Barks in code.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"National security adviser"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

CIA report

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'More government surveillance!'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"That's hardly necessary!"

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.