Intelligence Observer Prints

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

CIA report

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Covid Lab Theory

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

'I'm counter - intelligence'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Charades

The Best Defense

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

New Boss, Same as the Old Dictator