Intelligence Enthusiasts Prints

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Mensa Does Improv

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Caption contest"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Gold versus Knowledge

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

'That book is still floating around the system.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."