Intelligence Community Observer Mugs

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'racism is the new black.'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Aleppo & the World

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

Victorian Pub Scene

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

James Clapper Resigns US National Director of Intelligence

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

Genocide in Gaza

"Can't these people read? I put a sign saying 'No Solicitors' on my website, and I'm still getting spam."

Israel's next move?

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"Nothing wrong with your car, sir. Its board computer says you should be cycling to work today."

Welcome signs 'Pinefalls, pop 186, plus 3 atheists we don't like to mention'

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

'I've come to the conclusion, Harvey, that you, are your own worst enemy.'

'Good morning, Madam! You have been specially selected by computer to be burgled.'

Putin is distressed

'I think I like sitting here instead of in our back yard better. . . it's more interesting seen' what everybody's up to on our street. I guess we're just people persons.'

Russia Offers Ukrainian's a Humanitarian Corridor to Russia