Intelligence Agency Buff Mugs

'And afterwards we'd appreciate if you'd spare a moment to rate our torturing."

High security Santa's grotto

'What's wrong now?'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Useless information"

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Milkin' Impossible

"From this you make a living?"

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

I kicked him upstairs to Diaz, Diaz kicked him over to Fennelson, and Fennelson evidently kicked him out the window.

Aggression/Security

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Government Intelligence

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Max Weber

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

Department of Who's Your Daddy?