Intellectually Inquisitive Prints

Chuckie's test results come back negative.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Could I ask just one question?"

Miss America IQ Pageant

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Paul Ree

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

The Book Lover

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"And you need to know this why?"

Assertiveness

"It's going to be one of those days."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

Lost and Profound.

Capital

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"You're terrific, Katia. You think like 'The New York Review of Books' and look like 'Vogue.'"

Toni Morrison

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

Philosophers On Strike

Soren Kierkegaard

Thomas Carlyle