Intellectual Rebel T-Shirts

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

Hoodies playing chess

Ethics exam cheater.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"Question authority"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

Philosophers On Strike

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Toilet Art.

"Bloody Graffiti."

The sword is mightier than the pen.

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

Just Stop Oil Painting