Intellectual Pursuits Lover Pillows

Arthur Schopenhauer

Apples for sale

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Paul Ree

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Think Tank

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Moulting"

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

Assertiveness

Scurile travels

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Caption contest"

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'Have you been working out?'

The Economy of Ideas

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Lost and Profound.

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

Jacques Lacan

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."