Intellectual Pursuit Gifts

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Apples for sale

Thinking Gears

Thomas Mann.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

E=mc2.

Miss America IQ Pageant

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

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Paul Ree

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Think Tank

Super Student

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Arthur Schopenhauer

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

The Book Lover

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

Assertiveness

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'You present a very convincing argument.'

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

Human Brain