Intellectual Property Specialist Prints

The town wasn't big enough for two patent law specialists.

'Your honor - I own the patent to the entire guinea pig.' 'And I own the patent to the guinea pig's genes.'

'While it was your intellectual property, it's the Mediterranean Avenue of intellectual properties.'

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

'Before I fell on hard times, I was a lawyer, specialising in intellectual property.'

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

'Here's a problem. Your phrase "Americans are too litigious" is copyrighted.'

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

"What's a patent?"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Sue the Author 3PM

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Plagiarist!"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Intellectual Property

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Copyrighted Ideas

Copyright and copyleft

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

Patents office

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'