Intellectual Property Specialist Prints

Aren't we entitled to compensation, since they stole twittering and tweets from us?'

The town wasn't big enough for two patent law specialists.

'Your honor - I own the patent to the entire guinea pig.' 'And I own the patent to the guinea pig's genes.'

'While it was your intellectual property, it's the Mediterranean Avenue of intellectual properties.'

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

The Attack Of The Giant Copyright! Universal Uclick

Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?

Attorney. I'm all for copyright protection, but can they make me pay royalties for a song stuck in my head?

I'm applying for a patent on my wheel right away. I got burned on my last project.

'Before I fell on hard times, I was a lawyer, specialising in intellectual property.'

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

'Here's a problem. Your phrase "Americans are too litigious" is copyrighted.'

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

"This is a please cease to exist document for copyright infringement. Your appearance closely resembles the star wars empire insignia."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"What's a patent?"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Sue the Author 3PM

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Plagiarist!"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Intellectual Property

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

The Economy of Ideas

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Copyrighted Ideas