Intellectual Property Developer T-Shirts

Intellectual property developer.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"What's a patent?"

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Sue the Author 3PM

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"Plagiarist!"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Intellectual Property

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

An exaggeration of estate agents

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'