Intellectual Chaser Mugs

"My late husband willed his brain to science. Trouble is science is contesting the will."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Dressed for Success!

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Boom

Beyond the known and the unknown.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"A possible eureka."

"I got a job!"

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Soren Kierkegaard

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

"Don't let old age get you down. It's too difficult to get up again."

'The secret to life number 3 is...or was that number 4? No, wait...that was number 7...or was it 8?'

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."