Intellectual Brawler Mugs

Poetry debate

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"Care for an oxymoron?"

Out of Focus Group

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

Guy Debord

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

"I've been thinking harder than you have, and my thought experiment disproves your thought experiment."

"My late husband willed his brain to science. Trouble is science is contesting the will."

Umbrella fight.

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

After many long and costly legal battles Bergman and Reynolds decide to settle their patent dispute once and for all.

Descartes School of Philosophy.

Reid stops Priebus with a 'tax evader' to the solar plexus...

'We work hard and play hard in this company.'

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

"Let's combine forces and use your brain to help me get my car!"

Department Battles

Which Brain is Half Full and Which is Half Empty?

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

Executive Smackdown.

'I just read your blog. Do you want to settle this on or off line?'

Tensions rose,words were exchanged, and the next thing you know a monkey bar brawl broke out.

'I'm going to have to rethink that 'knowledge is power' theory.'