"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."
Intellectual Activities T-Shirts
Celebrating brainpower and clever humor, our intellectual activity-themed t-shirts are ideal for thinkers and curious minds who love to wear their passions with pride and wit.
"Ready for our next upper body exercise? Let's continue with the brain."
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
Apples for sale
'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'
“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”
Miss America IQ Pageant
Paul Ree
"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."
'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'
Think Tank
Leak in the fish tank.
Arthur Schopenhauer
'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'
'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'
"Now that was post-modern sex."
"Have you been working out?"
'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'
Jumping cheerleaders
A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.
"So, what are you reading?"
Burning the midnight oil.
Assertiveness
Intellectual Property
Owl thinks of mathematical equation.
"Finally...school starts next week."
The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."
'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'
'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'
"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."
"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."
'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'
A person reading an advanced book, standing on the pile of other books that he's had to read in order to become knowledgable enough to reach/read it.
"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"
'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'
Intellectual Activities T-Shirts Collection
Intellectual Activities Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever quotes and designs for the intellectually curious—perfect for their morning coffee or tea.
Intellectual Activities Pillows
Add a touch of clever comfort with pillows that celebrate the joys of thinking, reading, and exploring ideas.
Intellectual Activities Prints
Decorate their space with prints that inspire curiosity, wit, and a love of learning—ideal for any intellectual enthusiast.