Integrity Defender Prints

Man losing his honesty

Others will fight for you

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"Countless observations and calculations based on the scientific method led me to the conclusion that the center of the universe is not planet earth, but. . ."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

Crisis of values

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

You can have your privacy back, as soon as I've finished showing it to everyone

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'

Check your conscience, Senator?

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

They Looked like Protesters to Me

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

Businessman's Secret Handshake

'What did you put down for the definition of plagiarism?'

Government Interference with Science.

"John McCain stuck to his convictions...did what was right even when it was contrary to his party - just like..."

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

An Elegant Defense. Huh? Nothing. Richly entertaining** Did your e-reader just say the book's name? **Wall Street Journal. No. Absolutely not. An Elegant Defense. It did it again. You stole my idea! Shh. Immune System Science. I'm suing!!!