Insurance Sales Agent Mugs

"It's just that so few people make it selling insurance, son."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Obama Healthcare.

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'The position carries no salary, just healthcare coverage.'

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"Remember, Mr. Jones, whatever doesn't kill you makes your health insurance premiums go up."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'