Insurance Intrigue Lover Prints

"Since we're afraid of how President Trump will change healthcare, we induced labor in our car so our auto insurance would cover maternity costs."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"They say that 'laughter is the best medicine', which is great because your health plan doesn't cover the real stuff!"

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"Hey, little fella. Welcome to the risk pool."

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

'You mean that if one of us came to a sticky end I would receive a hundred thousand?'

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

HOLY LAND INSURANCE CO. , 'Darn you, Methuselah! -- You've completely

'I'm sorry Bill, but some things in medicine we doctors just can't explain...like insurance forms.'

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

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"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'Your coverages suggest it will spread rapidly to your wallet.'

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

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'What do I do now? -- the company I buy my malpractice insurance from is being sued for malpractice!'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"With this policy, at the age of 12, he receives 10 marrow bones a month."

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

'Lucky for you there was a safety net.'

'We're moving you from intensive care to intensive billing.'

Fearing insurance rate increases if he had another accident claim, Dave tries a new harness system.

"I can't sue my insurance company because it was an act of god? Well, then, can I sue my church?"

"Richard, Mr. Chenolock, the insurance man, is here to determine your life expectancy."

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."