Instrumental Athlete Pillows

An obstacle course for musicians,

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Marimba

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Impressing dad.

A Fairytale Update

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

No Elgar!

Triangle

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Boptimism

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Yearbook

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Theorbo

Double Bass

Bullseye!

Monica Seles

Four children playing the flute.

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.