Instructions Followers Prints

Four days later, it occurred to Geoff that he may have been taking the 'lather, rinse, repeat' instructions too literally.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Dog Crossing

Eldrow

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Maternity ward.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

People of the Fall

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

Angel with speed camera.

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

Vaping cigarette

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'