Instant Update Lover Mugs

Life can be very short...status updates should therefore be very quick!!!

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Your Home Remodel Team

All we have in life is this moment...

Music

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Honestly, madam, every home should have one.'

Modern Charm

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

Self-Assembly Bookcase

Painting and decorating

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

"Now it's high definition!"

Workman lifting plasterboard.

'Of course, like everything for kids, some assembly is required.'

"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."