Life can be very short...status updates should therefore be very quick!!!
Instant Update Lover Mugs
Start their day with a little humor about instant updates! Our mugs are perfect for coffee lovers who enjoy a quick alert or a witty reminder every morning.
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'
"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."
"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."
"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"
"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."
Your Home Remodel Team
All we have in life is this moment...
It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.
"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."
Music
'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'
Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.
"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."
"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."
"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."
Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures
Friday night was always sext night.
'Honestly, madam, every home should have one.'
'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'
Painting and decorating
Modern Charm
Self-Assembly Bookcase
Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper
'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'
Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.
'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'
'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'
Angie Goff
"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."
Lemme ask you something: Do you care about the quality of information you get? How's you mean? You want professional journalists covering events? If so, you've got to pay them. Bloggers sitting in their jammies at home can't get you the facts from Istanbul. You look extremely bored. You've got a weird hangup with facts.
"Now it's high definition!"
Workman lifting plasterboard.
'Of course, like everything for kids, some assembly is required.'
Instant Update Lover Mugs Collection
Instant Update Lover Pillows
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Instant Update Lover Prints
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Instant Update Lover T-Shirts
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