Instant Muscle Adventurer Prints

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Football

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Yoga for beginners,

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Built and Built without a permit.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"His prose is so muscular."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

Bull Treadmill

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

Pole Vaulting Club