Installing A Smart Home System Mugs

The Not-So Smart Meter

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

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"You are still here."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'Say - according to our home computer, we're out of bread.'

"Hey Google, describe the view."

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"I hate this smart refrigerator."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"No, it's not a computer monitor. It's a doggy door. Not everything is technology related."

"Good morning, Doug, I've had a chat with the other smart appliances, and we feel we'll be just fine without you from here on in."

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."