Installing A Pool Mugs

"I used to dream of owning a pool. Now I dream of marginal friends not showing up uninvited."

On holiday.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Bishops Snooker

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'How's the water, dear?'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"The pH level seems a little off."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Dolphin tricks.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.