Instagram Mugs

"If it weren't for Instagram, I'd have no self-esteem at all."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"That time you realized your hashtags were longer than your message. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethingsWrongHere #spiritual-awakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #wontSome-bodyThink-of-The-Children?" "ERROR: You have exceeded the number of characters allowed." "That time you. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethings-WrongHere #spiritualawakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #

Food Photography

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

I could have danced all night!

Cimafunk

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"I made you a mixtape."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

New music conference

The last song before the party exploded.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Time for your pills.'

Disco Bunny.

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

tRUMp, Pirate President

Dance.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Non Thought For The Day.

Modern Kids.

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Presenter Auditions.