Inspiring Women Fans Pillows

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

Women's day - 'work'

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

"Run for your life! It's the Lesbian Liberation Front!"

"Back in the News, men are paid more than women."

"What a relief."

"There's no free legal advice. That's just our way of weeding out the time wasters."

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

Liberian President: Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf

Equal Pay.

Canadian Women win Soccer Gold

Vincent shouldn't have accepted the commission to portray a feminist..."

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'Sexism in the workplace meeting (Blue-eyed blondes especially welcome)'

'Strong, intelligent women don't bother me any -- I never go anywhere NEAR them.'

Gym Kids

A dance line of women is lined up as a firing squad to kill me with their shoes.

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

'This is my feminine side coming out.'

"Many women are more at ease with a female doctor. That's why I'm wearing the wig."

'I've been lucky with men - I haven't met any yet...'

"I'm getting a drink...do you need anything?"

'Go home and quit smoking first, and then come back and I'll try to enlighten you.'

'And if you're listening to this ladies tennis match in digital stereo the grunt from your left is from Serena Williams and from the right is...'

"This is the hole that separates the women from the girls."