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Motivational Speaker

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"We have a question from an audience member, who asks: 'how do you stay optimistic during difficult times?'"

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."

Unlucky Tonight's Seminar Will Change Your Life,

"Since we couldn't get Commander Hadfield to talk on space, let's welcome Hazmat Mike to talk mould!"

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself and others will believe in you!'"

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Inclusive speech

"Any questions?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Go! Means NOW!

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Hanging off every word...

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The power of now

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Courage. Love.

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."