Inspections Prints

"Do your plumb lines meet the British standard?" "The Damsons or the Victoria?"

Safety Pin

Harbor Inspection Bureau. Well, it's time for the pier review again.

'They say he's toughest inspector around.'

Come in. I've been looking forward to meeting you.

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"Homes on Holmes"

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"Office of quality assurance"

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

'Well, that's the last of your citations. See you next year.'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Quality Control

Think Zero Defects

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'You'll need to put these on before the inspection.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

Lightbulb Maker

Inspected by Inspector #12

"I'm sorry sir, we are now closed."

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

Robots/inspected.

"There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have trouble with those in the back yard."

'I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week.'

Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.